1. I’ve been watching The X Factor. I heart Britney Spears.
  2. I’ve been eating a lot of udon. Consequently, a lot of tempura.
  3. Speaking of tempura, did you know there are tempura’d hard boiled eggs? No joke. (They are delicious by the way.)
  4. Yes, I can feel my arteries clogging up. Just like I can see my stomach growing.
  5. My English has been deteriorating. No, my Japanese is not improving.
  6. I’ve been cleaning like mad. It doesn’t seem to make a difference; hair and dust are my enemies.
  7. My nose has been peeling. I’m sorry, that was gross.
  8. I want to eat ice cream.