- I’ve been watching The X Factor. I heart Britney Spears.
- I’ve been eating a lot of udon. Consequently, a lot of tempura.
- Speaking of tempura, did you know there are tempura’d hard boiled eggs? No joke. (They are delicious by the way.)
- Yes, I can feel my arteries clogging up. Just like I can see my stomach growing.
- My English has been deteriorating. No, my Japanese is not improving.
- I’ve been cleaning like mad. It doesn’t seem to make a difference; hair and dust are my enemies.
- My nose has been peeling. I’m sorry, that was gross.
- I want to eat ice cream.