I mean, I’ve visited Google, so I know well the intricacies a toilet can possess, but it’s quite another thing to be bested by a toilet.

Let me explain. Exhibit 1: the hotel toilet

Looks pretty harmless right? Exhibit 2: the toilet buttons

Again, doesn’t seem to be anything crazy. But wait…where’s the flush button? I’m sorry to say that I stared at the toilet for 5 minutes before yelling out to my roommate in embarrassment. Luckily, she kindly yelled back for me to look to the side of the sink. Here I will introduce Exhibit 3: the flush lever

Do you see it? It’s to the right, not even connected to the toilet! How was I supposed to know it was there?